And the Winner of the Goy Issue Cover Contest Is…
A little over a month ago, we challenged you to guess who would be gracing the cover of our Goy Issue. Your guesses included Borat, Conan O’Brien, Ned Flanders, the Pope, Ann Coulter, and a surprising number of Paris Hiltons. But only one person correctly figured that Curb Your Enthusiasm‘s Cheryl Hines would be bestowed with the dubious honor of Goy Issue covergirl—and that person was Jay Diamond (who made the guess at our December 1 Heeb Storytelling afterparty at the Eleven City Diner in Chicago). For Jay’s efforts, he’ll walk away with an Owsley Owlbert USB flash drive designed by Mimoco and the unsettling knowledge that he thinks like a Heeb editor.









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submit a comment12.19.07 at 5:12 pm
Ann Coulter is the only good wrong guess listed.
12.20.07 at 2:12 am
“ Ann Coulter “........
IMO, Heeb would not put a horse face on its cover.
12.20.07 at 10:12 am
iconic, Ann Coulter would have been funny, if she would have agreed to do a photo shoot.
12.20.07 at 3:12 pm
I agree mrnhghts, it would have been unexpected and therefore funny- if Ann Coulter would have been placed on the cover. But the “funny” here would not mitigate her intolerance and offensiveness to many. I think that Ann Coulter as the centerpiece ( cover ) of The Goy Issue, would project the wrong spin on the theme.
A pig is well placed only on the cover of The Food Issue…..
12.21.07 at 12:12 pm
My original guess was going to be ex-New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevy for his love of Israeli men.
12.21.07 at 1:12 pm
Diamonds, that is original !