Something to Sneeze At
First, Mel Gibson, then Ann Coulter, now it’s Halle Berry.
In the latest installment of Gotcha: The Game of Jewish Paranoia, Halle Berry apologized yesterday for her October 19 appearance on “The Tonight Show” in which she referred to a Photo Boothed image of her with a gargantuan schnoz as her “Jewish cousin.” The clip was edited out of the show at Berry’s request, but members of the audience blew the bugle on the starlet in the New York Post. “It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself,” she said, adding that she just meant that she “looked like Monica Lewinsky.” Monica Lewinsky? Don’t sell yourself short, Halle. We were thinking you look more along the lines of a tan Lisa Edelstein.
In the latest installment of Gotcha: The Game of Jewish Paranoia, Halle Berry apologized yesterday for her October 19 appearance on “The Tonight Show” in which she referred to a Photo Boothed image of her with a gargantuan schnoz as her “Jewish cousin.” The clip was edited out of the show at Berry’s request, but members of the audience blew the bugle on the starlet in the New York Post. “It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself,” she said, adding that she just meant that she “looked like Monica Lewinsky.” Monica Lewinsky? Don’t sell yourself short, Halle. We were thinking you look more along the lines of a tan Lisa Edelstein.
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submit a comment10.24.07 at 6:10 pm
Rude and insensitive trollop though she is, I wouldn’t really put her in the same category as Mel Gibson (the devil) or Ann Coulter (she devil).
Certainly more of a hypocrite though.
10.26.07 at 10:10 am
Halle Berry making comments about her big schnoz looking like her
“Jewish cousin”? I am deeply concerned and upset about this comment the A-list star made on the Tonight Show last night, when showing off
computer-altered pictures of herself to Leno. How dare she get my hopes up like that?!? For a second when I read about it, I thought there
might really be a Jewish Halle lookalike out there. You give me that
face and that body, I don’t care if you make the nose bigger or, hell,
you can even throw an extra one on there somewhere. A woman built like that AND one I could take home to my mom—I’ll take it. Believe me,
people, more than Mel Gibson or any super agents out there, no one’s
more upset about this than me.