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Along with its typical Bush-bashing,Vanity Fair bestows an unexpected treat in this month’s issue: A hilarious, irreverent and downright acerbic article by witty British writer, A. A. Gill, which chronicles his experience taking the Sex and the City tour bus.

DON’T expect to find any nostalgia for slutty middle-aged women. DO expect to find mean-spirited spot-on jabs like the following:

Tour Guide:

"You remember the episode where Carrie spills the cappucino because she’s looking after the dog…"

Gill’s inner monolgue:

"Of course they do. It’s like asking the Taliban summer-school students if they remember the bit where Muhammad smote the gay Jews."