Cheez Doodle Guy Dies in My Neighborhood
Although I feel sympathy towards his family, I do hope to see the older generation in King’s Point die off so that a new generation of various races and cultures can replace them.
Amar’e Stoudemire Sports a Yarmulke During Israeli Sports News Interview
The NBA star discusses his newfound Jewish roots.
Video Game Teaches Students Abstinence
But don't video games already prevent people from getting laid?
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Inception
If you thought Inception was confusing, don’t worry. You’re not alone. (via Film Drunk)
Heeb Intern Recites “Brain Slushy” Transcript
Matt Livi's reads word-for-word from Jessi Slaughter's infamous vlog.
Foreskin Man is a Comic Book That Actually Exists
Matthew Hess' illustrated series follows a tight-clad superhero protecting infants from his arch nemesis, Mr. Mutilator.
Coffee Beans Made from Cat Droppings Declared Halal
After much deliberation, Muslim clerics in Indonesia gave the go-ahead, so long as the beans are washed.
Heeb Intern on Jessi Slaughter
Matt Livi discusses the phenomenon surrounded the 11-year old vlogger.
Heeb Intern on Oral Sex
Matt Livi gives his two cents on why men (supposedly) feel degraded while performing cunnilingus.
