Author Archive

Heeb Intern Remembers 9/11

Wait, is he crying?
Cheez Doodle Guy Dies in My Neighborhood

Cheez Doodle Guy Dies in My Neighborhood

Although I feel sympathy towards his family, I do hope to see the older generation in King’s Point die off so that a new generation of various races and cultures can replace them.

Amar’e Stoudemire Sports a Yarmulke During Israeli Sports News Interview

The NBA star discusses his newfound Jewish roots.

Video Game Teaches Students Abstinence

But don't video games already prevent people from getting laid?

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Inception

If you thought Inception was confusing, don’t worry. You’re not alone. (via Film Drunk)

Heeb Intern Recites “Brain Slushy” Transcript

Matt Livi's reads word-for-word from Jessi Slaughter's infamous vlog.
Foreskin Man is a Comic Book That Actually Exists

Foreskin Man is a Comic Book That Actually Exists

Matthew Hess' illustrated series follows a tight-clad superhero protecting infants from his arch nemesis, Mr. Mutilator.
Coffee Beans Made from Cat Droppings Declared Halal

Coffee Beans Made from Cat Droppings Declared Halal

After much deliberation, Muslim clerics in Indonesia gave the go-ahead, so long as the beans are washed.

Heeb Intern on Juggalos

Matt Livi talks about the Insane Clown Posse's cult audience.

Heeb Intern on Jessi Slaughter

Matt Livi discusses the phenomenon surrounded the 11-year old vlogger.

Seinfeld Mash-Up of the Week

A mash of Seinfeld clips turned into a movie trailer.

Heeb Intern on Oral Sex

Matt Livi gives his two cents on why men (supposedly) feel degraded while performing cunnilingus.