Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race of Creatures
With these helpful stress exercises you'll be on the fast-track to inner peace in no time.
Boston Rabbi Accused of Naked Mikvah, Multiple Child Molestation Charges
Naked mikvahs, showers at the rabbi's house and more. The accusations against Stanley Z. Levitt bring to light the fact that Catholic priests aren't the only perverted clergy in town.
Heeb Presents Stuff Tushies Hate: The Book Release Party
Mark your calendars for Sunday night, July 25th, at the South 4th Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Donkey Forced To Parasail Over Beach In Russia
According to the BBC, the donkey landed in an "atrocious manner" after being dragged half-dead across several meters of water, terrifying children and alerting adults to call the police.
Despite Oppressive Summer Heat, the Soup Nazi Reopens Today
Today, the Original Soup Man (i.e. the inspiration for Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi") reopens its doors in midtown Manhattan.
Paul Stanley Calls Fan a Schmuck at KISS Concert
The scene: Kiss show, 1999. The conflict: some dude in the audience decides to screw with the band by waving around a laser pointer. The result? Paul Stanley gets wicked pissed, calls the fan a schmuck several times, delaying the beginning of “Detroit Rock City.”
Christian Band Covers Rage Against the Machine’s “Bulls on Parade”
People who have accepted Jesus Christ as their savior are angry too, right?
Chosen Books: The Little Bit Naughty Book of Blow Jobs
Penthouse PR flack Lainie Speiser's Little Book of Bit Naughty Blow Jobs is not going to teach anything that Cosmo hasn't been printing for decades (or that you didn't learn when you were 14).
Chosen Music: Sonny and the Sunsets, Lower Dens
Lower Dens has put together a collection of laid back jams, and Sonny and the Sunsets couldn’t have chosen a more appropriate name for their surf-pop quartet.
Meet Fol Chen’s Sam Bing, Front Man for the Most Whacked-Out Concept Band Since Gwar
"It’s reviled by the rest of planet," admits the Long Island native. "For a small chunk of my adult life I actually denied being from there."
If You’re Givin’ It Up, You’re Going Steady With Hitler
You'll even get a swastika-engraved class ring!
