Moshe Kasher on Moshe Kasher: A Comedian Interviews Himself
Comedian Moshe Kasher has a new book out, and Heeb contributor Moshe Kosher couldn't wait to bag an exclusive interview with him. It's complicated...
The Way Things Are
'Even if I’m not ready to go camp on Wall Street, I will at least pick my feet up out of the sludge and take a step.'
Glatt Kasher: The Importance of Charity
Moshe Kasher wants to put his money where his big mouth is, but he needs your help.
Glatt Kasher: Why are Jews Pervs?
We are sex obsessed, I think, not because it’s in our blood but because it’s in our book. Lord, forgive me but the Torah can be outright smutty.
Glatt Kasher: An Open Letter to Everyone (Including Me)
I would like you (another you, a different you, perhaps even me) to stop screwing for a month or two. You screw so much and with so little regard for the act it seems like you are drinking methadone out of OPP.
Glatt Kasher: Your Mother is Going to Die
I'm going to try to tell people the stuff I want them to know right now. This might be cheesy but, what the fuck, I don’t have time to worry about what you think, I'm fucking dying (slowly).
Glatt Kasher: Huffpo No Longer for the Po’
AOL exists to make a buck. I don't begrudge that. I'm out here on the track selling p**y every day to pay my own bills for the same reason. Pimpin ain’t easy, but it's necessary.(note: I'm not actually a pimp).
Glatt Kasher: Mubarak, Give the People Back Their Internet
Just imagine, you want to buy a nice pair of shoes from Urban Outfitters online, but you can't. You have to face how pathetic you feel being in your thirties and actually entering the store.
Glatt Kasher: Jerk off in Support of Natalie Portman
This is an opportunity for the Jews to win an Oscar. We are so hopelessly underrepresented in Hollywood, it's time for us to take a stand.
Don’t Be a Dick, Help Haiti
Remember how fucked up things used to be for the Jews? I know they aren’t perfect now, but remember that weird thing in Germany? Yeah, that. Now, imagine if text message technology existed back then. Not one Jew would have died in the Holocaust. This is the power of the text. Gentiles (of a less...
_Avatar_ Review: “The Cheese Made Me Happy”
Last night, I saw Avatar and I never have to go to Burning Man again. (I will, though, because I love that visual buffet of amazing and I love hippie pussy, or, as I call it, “hipussy.”) Avatar was a lot like Burning Man. Cheesy in parts and filled with naked blue people wearing extensions....
_The Road_ Review: The Apocalypse Is Scary
What do you get when you combine a stellar cast (Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron) with a story adapted from an American master’s finest work (Cormac McCarthy’s The Road) and a score composed by one of the legends of music (Nick Cave)? If your answer is “a watchable movie,” you are incorrect! The correct answer is:...
