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Glatt Kasher: “I Want Targeted Natural Disasters”

Why cant we petition the earth with a list of names so that the next natural disaster will take only the lives of the people we have on our list. That way, the earth can erupt as normal but take with it, the worst of the worst.

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Glatt Kasher: My Favorite Oscar Moments

Hollywood Legend, Ichabod Crane aka Kirk Douglas trembled onstage prompting the entire viewing audience to gasp “Dear God, what is that thing!!”

Kosher/Treyf: The Second Coming

For your viewing enjoyment, another installment of Kosher/Treyf.

Kabinett & Kammer in NYC

Rick Gilbert and Sean Scherer open the East Village outpost of Kabinett & Kammer, pandering to the hipster, hunter crowd without a hint of douchebaggery.

Ten Ways Rahm Emanuel Can Make Chicago A Jewish City

Some suggestions for Chicago's first Jewish mayor on how to make America's third largest city more appealing to the Chosen People.

Glatt Kasher: Gadhafi, WTF?

Can we pause for a moment to mull over the reality of that mad wizard running an actual country?
Joshie Berger from Food Network's Worst Cooks in America Talks to Heeb

Joshie Berger from Food Network’s Worst Cooks in America Talks to Heeb

Joshie Berger, the ex-Orthodox finalist on Food Network's Worst Cooks in America, stopped by Heeb to chat about the show, his upbringing and thinking fennel was a "retarded onion".

The Grammys: Through the Eyes of Moshe “Glatt” Kasher

Jennifer Hudson proved that Black girls can get anorexia too; Christina Aguilera impressed by not misspelling R-E-S-P-E-C-T; and Lady Gaga dedicated her win to Whitney Houston who, in turn responded, “Can I borrow twenty bucks?”
You Don't Look Jewish Entry #10

You Don’t Look Jewish Entry #10

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Jewish Girls Survive on Dog Food all March

Watching someone eat dog food, no matter how delicious it may look, is still – much like eating gefilte fish - not something you can prepare your mind for.
What Would Adam Sandler Not Do?

What Would Adam Sandler Not Do?

Adam Sandler is setting a strange precedent for viewers that obnoxious, immature Jewish men can score with impossibly hot women. We want to help.