Representative Anthony Weiner Admits that Lieberman Is a Dick on “The Daily Show”
Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) appeared on The Daily Show last night and agreed with host Jon Stewart that Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT) is “a dick.” Lieberman, the once Democratic and future Republican senator from Connecticut, has been jerking his former colleagues around about health care for a while. Weiner later explained to the comedian, his...
Chosen Books: “I Don’t Care About Your Band”
Julie Klausner admits it: She loves men. Loves them "like it is my job." She loves men so much she’s never been tempted to "take a break" from them, or "anything else lesbians suggest you do after a guy breaks your heart." With I Don’t Care About Your Band, Klausner shamelessly traces her romantic life,...
The Griswolds Shill for Vacation Company
Watch and see how far our 80s icons have fallen. Just when I thought Harrison Ford took the hardest Hollywood nosedive of 2010 — taking a check from CBS Films to appear in one helluva mediocre Hallmark card of a movie — along comes Clark and Ellen Griswold. Yes, it appears Chevy Chase and Beverly...
“Best Week Ever”‘s Michelle Collins Hosting Heeb Storytelling
I want to be Michelle Collins. I mean, she got to sit down with my favorite American Idol winner, Adam Lambert, (just thinking about him makes me want to put on more eyeliner) and shoot the shit while sipping a martini. Needless to say I’m thrilled she’s hosting Heeb Storytelling on Tuesday, February 16 at...
Man Behind Maneggs.com Adds Depth to Oscar the Grouch
It’s standard procedure for any of us to point/laugh at anything raucous, nasty or just plain ol’ fucked-up, but the man behind Maneggs.com, an online comic strip site that imagines the sinister (yet realistic) back stories of saccharine cartoon characters, isn’t just your run of the mill sadist asshole with doodling skills. (click to enlarge)...
If Only This Were the Real “Edge of Darkness” Movie Poster
Unfortunately it’s just pwned by some schmuck in the subway, but you gotta admit, Mad Mel hellbent on kicking some hook-nosed ass would make for an interesting, perfectly cast film. via Buzzfeed. Related Posts: Brave Reporter Takes on Braveheart: Mel Gibson Is at It Again
Heeb May Have Nailed Cast for the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Porno
When Hustler Video announced its lineup for 2010, everyone and their blue dog was blogging about the Avatar porn riff, yet nobody seemed to care that Larry Flynt’s sleazy come-guzzling empire also has Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX in the works. I don’t know about you, but that made me pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty curious....
Scrap Waldo, Now You Can “Find the Afikoman!” on Facebook
As if I’m not jackin’ it on Facebook enough already, some Yid came out with a "Find the Afikoman!" app, much in the spirit of the Where’s Waldo? series. Click around this picture of theWhite HouseSeder dinnerin searchof that stalematzoh. The real prize, though, is getting to see whatallObama’s guestswere thinking. (My favorite? "I get...
Heeb Storytelling: Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling Remembers “the Best Jew I Know”
(video after the jump) Heeb Storytelling had a very special event at Joe’s Pub in New York City last month with seven-minute stories from Onion writer Aaron Kheifets, stand-up comedian DC Benny, writer Peter Hyman (The Reluctant Metrosexual), comedian and writer Jessi Klein (Saturday Night Live) and other clever, interesting people. Jackie "The Joke Man"...
Daryl Hall: Music Legend and Blond Jew Finally Gets His Due
With his long blond hair and lumberjack build, Daryl Hall doesn’t look Jewish. Yet, contrary to his gentile appearance, the leading half of Hall & Oates can be counted as a member of the tribe. The blue-eyed soul man and perpetual hit machine actually converted nearly 40 years ago for a girl and still identifies...
Gawker Covers Heeb Politics Issue
Okay, not really. But our fall 2008 issue was spotted at the Gawker offices. Check out the background of this photo of their intern-for-a-day, Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin. Ah, well. Better than nothing. Related Posts: The Closest Larry David Has Been to Our Cover Housewife of NY to Give Jews...
Heeb Storytelling: Lisa Kron on the Midwestern Jew
Heeb Storytelling had a very special event at Joe’s Pub in New York City last month with seven-minute stories from Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling (Jackie’s Joke Hunt, The Howard Stern Show), Onion writer Aaron Kheifets, stand-up comedian DC Benny, writer Peter Hyman (The Reluctant Metrosexual), comedian and writer Jessi Klein (Saturday Night Live) and...
