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This Groundhog Day, Don’t Forget About Harold Ramis

WolfGnards.com has proclaimed today "Bill Murray Day" in celebration of Groundhog Day and to probably to catch another wave of traffic on his "How Long Does Bill Murray Spend in Groundhog Day?" bloggery from last summer. But what about Harold Ramis? I love Murray — who doesn’t? — but shouldn’t today tip its hat just...

Oscar Noms Announced, Stuhlbarg Snubbed

The nominations for the 82nd Academy Awards were announced this morning, which means that actor Michael Stuhlbarg got the phone call this morning– he wasn’t nominated for his performance in A Serious Man. I don’t really know if it would have made the difference or not, but perhaps, next time, his PR flacks shouldn’t have...

Link Round Up

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich (The Whole-Wheat Trinity) (mental_floss) Angeline Jolie’s Appetite for Hermaphrodite (Agent Bedhead) The Bourne Over-Exaggeration (Screen Junkies) Grammy’s Pink aka TrAnnie Lenox, Cosmic Jungle-Warrior Song Dike (F-Listed) Kevin Jonas’s Penis Leads Him Towards Evil (Seriously? OMG! WTF?) Paperback’d Fighter (The Daily What) Barack in Business! (Asylum) The Kosher in the Rye (Tablet) Rip...

Porn Star Michael Lucas to Lead Tour of Israel

For just $3,790, gay porn star Michael Lucas will provide you an inside look at Israel and, possibly, a few Israelis. A Zionist and the owner of Lucas Entertainment, New York’s largest gay pornographic film studio, he’s organizing a group tour inspired by several of his adult films: Men of Israel, Inside Israel and Auditions...

Who Is DJ Kool Jew?

Born Alex Bernstein and hailing from suburban Maryland, DJ Kool Jew has come a long way since his days back at Beth Shalom Hebrew School. “Even when I was in services, I was always humming, always dreaming of big things.” As a teen, Bernstein played in a bunch of bands, performing at spots as varied...

Old Jews Rumble over Brooklyn Parking Spot

Last week, Gersh Gofman, 83, completely beat the shit out of Steve Pulwers, his 99-year-old neighbor in Borough Park, Brooklyn. Pulwers, a former Manischewitz winemaker and survivor of Stalin’s forced-labor camps, claims he only asked the younger gentleman to move his car before getting attacked with a "metal steering wheel lock." Since Gofman also threatened...

Link Round Up

How To Build A Fire Truck (F-Listed) Lucy Lawless Gets Lawless-er… (Screen Junkies) User Friendly Fuhrer: Mac Hatred from the iReich (BuzzFeed) J.D. Scavingers: Those Who Had Him Rolling Even Pre-Grave (Flavorwire) Ninja Please!: Fear of Tiger’s "I Can Make the Pain Disappear" Loves Emily (The Daily What) 3 X’s in 3 Dimensions "It’s Like...

If Only This Were the Real “Edge of Darkness” Movie Poster

Unfortunately it’s just pwned by some schmuck in the subway, but you gotta admit, Mad Mel hellbent on kicking some hook-nosed ass would make for an interesting, perfectly cast film. via Buzzfeed. Related Posts: Brave Reporter Takes on Braveheart: Mel Gibson Is at It Again

This is What Happens When You Google “Where is Chuck Norris?”

Click "I’m feeling lucky" and email [email protected] if he actually finds you.Thanks.

JD Salinger Dead at 91

Great, now nobody gets me.

Grading the Holocaust Memorial Day Speeches

Yesterday was International Holocaust Remembrance Day, a great opportunity for politicians to appeal, pander and, possibly, inspire. Haaretz reporter Gideon Levy called the day "a boom for Israeli propaganda," but that lefty’s never happy. Let’s see how the big guns did. President Barack Obama: As usual, the silver-tongued master blows everyone else away. Just a...

Chosen Comedy: Shayna Ferm

Shayna Ferm’s a clever, sexy girl who sings clever, sexy songs, both solo and with her band, The Upper Deckers. She talks about her favorite lyrics, sings to us about her pubes and tells of the time she impersonated a certain orifice on stage. What’s the first song you ever performed? It was a terrible....